Saturday, June 29, 2013

We ride bikes

Sometimes when we aren't complaining about how shitty everything is, we ride bikes.
Sometimes we even do it good. Here's proof.
Ryan Shine and Zack Moore out at Fallen Oaks. Travis Mortz pictures.

We still don't know how to use computers though.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Sorry friends

We fucking suck.
I have hurt myself and been crying like a bitch for a month.
Taylor bought another rc crawler, which makes his rc car count a whole hell of a lot closer to his bike count.
Oh and i bought a wanna be race car to spend all my money on. ... Soooo basically what I'm saying is it was nice knowing you. Or at least until more Team Dumped guys stop being such pussies, and college bros.
We have been pedaling bikes up hills and shit lately. Getting closer to Enduro with every day. ... Yeah fucking right.
Oh and we probably just fucking gave up on our trails because the whole internet knows about them now.
So if you want to find us we will be working on TT bikes and trying not to blow our brains out while we do it. Oh and playing with RC cars and other bullshit.

Monday, April 1, 2013

The Spot

Our spot is soon to become the spot it looks like. ... just remember kiddies, no dig, no ride. So basically the Shine brothers, Ryan (red mtb)and Colin (blue bmx)destroy the style category and anyone who knows either of these dudes has like a billion reasons why. Zack is always boost nasty and fun to watch. Unfortunately i have no idea who those other two dudes. Anyways Jake destroys the camera. Our jumps are flowin like water finally. You should watch.

Fallen Oaks from Visual Elite on Vimeo.

and dont forget, keep your mouth shut

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Stoke

The man Evan G. honorary Team Dumped member, he has real things going on so he can't be official. Anyways he kills it and this picture gets me fucking pumped. The man is definitely handy with a shovel and a bike. Respect. Look out for this dude at any cool west coast downhill race this year on a fresh new Transition.

Friday, March 22, 2013

The Jumps

It's that amazing time of year where the winters work has sorta paid off and riding dirtjumps is finally back. Some of the dudes are home for break so are we back to the jumps. Jake took care of the editing so it dumps on my attempts. First real try with the new GoPro for us. A day of digging, riding, and hanging out. This is just a teaser, it's the cool thing to do now a days.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Auburn

That place everyone rides, and that same place that everyone says they're fast as fuck. Right RIGHT. I am slow, and lazy. So come cruise down the newly renovated Tunnel Trail and the newly lamed out Confluence Trail. 29er steezin.

auburnmarch6tunnel 0001 from Camden Bos on Vimeo.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Oh great ....

Thanks a lot specialized, you might have turned me gay.
Not like man loving, like big wheel lover. The bike we all knew was coming but all pretty much hoped it wouldn't happen because it would be a shit box. Turns out ... it's not a shit box? Supposedly Specialized have solved all the things that made the wagon wheeler the hated big ugly brother to our beloved 26 inch mountain bikes. Unfortunately i am tall, which makes bikes kind of a bitch for me because i have to ride big ugly things. This is exactly where all the xc nerds tell me id love a 29er, sure sure its big and im big, but who gives a shit if i cant slay fun stuff on it. These wagon wheelers (29ers) have taken the fun from mountain bikes with long chainstays, weird cockpits, funky head angles, the list goes on, whatever. Over the years people have gotten close to making these bikes fun. I even have a good time on one from time to time, but i'd still take a 26 every day. Now here's the problem this enduro 29 happens to be mere millimeters off in the geometry department from its 26 inch brother, yet with the plow abilities of the big wheels. Fuck, whats my excuse now? Is it still fun to jump? Reports say yes. Does it turn and slay some roost? Reports say yes. ... so now what?