Speechless.

http://www.bikerumor.com/2012/02/17/found-bamboo-carbon-fiber-fat-bike-with-gates-belt-drive-lefty-fork/#more-40148
I...I'm lost for words right now.
Fat bike?-Check.
Lefty?-Check.
Belt drive?-Check.
Bamboo?-Check.
Drop bars?-Check.
Alfine 8-speed rear hub?-Check.

I firmly believe i've lost all hope in humanity.
May God help us all...